It’s that time of the year again; where millions of Christians, of all denominations from across the globe celebrate, the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ through the mass consumption of chocolate eggs and caramel filled bunnies.
What better a time for controversy, then Easter. Without a doubt, child molesting priests everywhere will be up in arms about Lady Gaga’s new (S)hit single “Judas”
If sex sells then controversy is the lady manning the checkout. Gaga’s latest (perfectly timed) release, is CHOC full of offensive lyrics (see what I did there) “Jesus is my virtue, Judas is the demon I cling to” is the lyric that has conservatives up in arms, but I think they aren’t looking hard enough, if they try they can find offensiveness in virtually every word. I personally like the reference to washing Judas’ feet with her hair.
iol states “These religious images will be woven into the ‘Judas’ video, which is timed for release over Easter weekend.”
Apparently Gaga will portray a goth version of Mary Magdalene and Norman Reedus, of Boondock Saints fame, will play Judus Exciting times. (hopefully he will give that a better go then he did the completely shit sequel to Boondock Saints)
I wonder if a Deicide collaboration is in the works? I am personally looking forward to the follow up song “I had sex with Satan” not with Satan himself but with Satan Benton, the son of the lead “singer” of Deicide; Glen Benton (yip, he named his son Satan if the rumors are to be believed) – the video will depict Gaga molesting, Glens son whilst dressed as the pope, but covered in blood. For the dance scenes Gaga will then simulate a gang bang with a number of religious figures. She will be wearing a suit made from AIDS Orphans, stitched with only the finest yarn, made from baby seals. The video will also depict the prophet Mohammed.
Don’t get me wrong I love “controversy” just as much as I love its homosexual lover “progress”. What I hate is that the world is becoming desensitised, making it harder for me to offend my friends and colleagues. Movies that were banned a decade ago are nothing compared to what writers and directors are now able to get away with in main stream cinema and on MTV.
Take “Die Antwoord” for example, the fact that they exist at all (never mind the massive success they have achieved) illustrates, that a little bit of talent and a massive amount of controversy, goes a long way. In their newest single “Rich Bitch” Yolandie sits on a golden toilet, and points out the bog roll to her left, about a thousand times – to ensure we do not miss the controversial catch: the toilet paper has Julius Malema’s face adorning each sheet of what must be only the finest 2ply. (it’s on sale at watkykjy http://zefshop.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=56
Every time something new threatens the status quo controversy is born and it pushes tolerance and acceptance to a whole new level. There is seldom revolutionary success without pushing the boundary of conservative tolerance. There was a time when impressionism was rebellious, now its common place to see an artist writhe around in animal entrails or paint a picture of her father in menstrual blood and call it art. It leaves me wondering what the norm will be when I have kids and they are my age…
Ten things that offend me:
10. RnB – packed full of autotune, and more often then not a dude with an open white shirt, or women in unflattering body suites, that show off the only bit of talent they have…
09. The Boondock Saints Sequel – thank you for fucking that one up for me.
08. Chris McEvoy – but in a really good way. Follow him here and check out unfollow me Fridays they are without a doubt one of the best things online… http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisMcEvoy
07. Greys Anatomy – do people really need a story line, just fill it with sex and get it over with already.
06. Buses – fuck you i’m a Bus, I do what I want. “Oh look some construction up ahead has narrowed the road, let me violently swerve to the left before this turn and off load some passengers, oh look a car is going to turn in front of me because i am blocking the turnoff let me accelerate quickly i am sure they will move, i am a big dumb fucking bus”
05. Vegetarian’s/Vegans – Smug hybrid driving toss offs. Save a plant eat a vegan.
04. Living in an Apartment – mostly because of my hippy neighbour. He has filled his patio with so many plants and so much strange shit, he has left precious little space for himself and his hipster friends to gather – so they congregate on my lawn… on a Monday night… and talk politics, foreign films and the irony of commercialism at the top of their private school tinged voices… till the wee hours of the morning. Fuck you and the United Colors of Benetton branded horse you road in on.
03. People That Use Facebook as a Journal – giving a blow by blow account of every mundane task they undertake, you don’t need to post every fucking thing that pops into your head – nobody cares.
02. Facebook “Models” – just because you have a couple photos of yourself in a bikini or a corn field or whatever, does not make you a model.
01. The Ending of Lost
What offends you?
Give Judas a listen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAWpkZSCMXU
Judas lyrics
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GaGa
Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GaGa
[Lady Gaga – Verse 1]
When he comes to me, I am ready
I’ll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times, he betrays me
I’ll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
[Chorus]
I’m just a Holy fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
I’m just a Holy fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GaGa
[Lady Gaga – Verse 2]
I couldn’t love a man so purely
Even darkness forgave his crooked way
I’ve learned love is like a brick, you can
Build a house or sink a dead body
I’ll bring him down, bring him down, down
A king with no crown, king with no crown
[Chorus]
I’m just a Holy fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
I’m just a Holy fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
[Bridge]
In the most Biblical sense,
I am beyond repentance
Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind
But in the cultural sense
I just speak in future tense
Judas kiss me if offensed,
Or wear ear condom next time
I wanna love you,
But something’s pulling me away from you
Jesus is my virtue,
Judas is the demon I cling to
I cling to
[Chorus]
I’m just a Holy fooll, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
I’m just a Holy fool, oh baby he’s so cruel
But I’m still in love with Judas, baby
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
I’m in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GAGA
Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GAGA – IOL