“You’re beautiful just the way you are”. What a lovely premise for 300 pound person to cling too.After all if Oprah tells you that you are perfect no matter what shape or size, it has to be true. With shows like “How To Look Good Naked” and the plus size model movement its been relatively easy to be fat and content.
Talk shows have made a business out of creating victims out of anyone that has something to deal with and then “empowering” them on national and global TV. These snake oil salesmen for the 21st century in their typical faith healer style, sell hope and a sense of comfort to those that need it most, like their opinion is the gospel. Whether its their height or weight or their moral compass – the way society views you is wrong – and you are beautiful in your own way, and with a little confidence and dressing to compliment your form, you too can be ramp model gorgeous, this all said with a straight face and the roar of applause of the stupid audience.
THIS MOVEMENT IS NOW DEAD, Health is the new wealth, stopping being fat and run Mother F*cker Run. There is no room for fast food munching unattractive people on the highway of life, so slap on some shoes, take to the suburbs and run. Fed up with false security, we allow some one else to step in and create insecurity.
Out of these two schools of thought i cant decide which i dislike more. So the best way forward – be fat but be unhappy about it – because being fat is not good, you should be out there being the best you possible, if youre not, meh that’s also ok but you’re just going to have to be ok with not being beach ready.
Being the “less than narrow” gent that i am… OK that’s quite euphemistic of me. I am chubby! If i am honest i am fatter then i should be and in denial, so lets just spare my feelings and say i am a chubby guy, an XL to be exact – but i often like to buy one size bigger (just to self consciously in hide the folds of fabric) Why you ask, because i don’t exercise at all, i only eat one maybe two meals a day of which one is generally a healthy supper and the other a poorly selected lunch. Whats more up until about 3 months ago, i plied myself with generous face smashings of natures fat maker; Beer… but that has stopped and i have replaced it with an even poorer substitute: natures red happiness inducing soda. Hmmm liquid health.
Reasons for my chubbiness aside, the chub its self proves to be a bit of a problem when it comes to shopping, especially if you’re hoping to buy something from a trendy outlet and not dress like a middle aged man, or aging – and if i was the minority, id possible be more understanding but South Africa, is filled with Fat people, loads of them In fact more then half the population (61%) are either overweight or obese. We are the 3rd fattest nation. So why do most retailers only cater for 49%, in fact im going to go out on a limb here and say that even in that 49% most people lean to the larger side of the spectrum.
So why do retailers just point blank refuse to stock anything bigger than a Large or Slim Fit XL. REALLY, A SLIM FIT XL – its an XL for a reason should we really be cutting into the waist, or am i missing a large population of gents with extremely wide shoulders and tiny waists? Because as it stands i see very few ruler shaped people that these slim and of course the new Ultra/Super Slim Fit range would fit or flatter.
What is it with these stores, that they point blank refuse to cater to 61% of the population? Do they hate money? Would they rather make less profit than deal with the thought of a fat person, wearing their tailored for the narrow apparel, or is it their naturally small, mostly Asian manufacturers that do not have a clue about how to create garments for the less then lilliputian masses that dominate our population, or is it perhaps that the children that stitch these clothes together are unable to work with larger pieces of fabric?
What ever the case trip after trip to the shops: have lead me to believe that the following stores simply HATE chubby peeps:
Dance Music, played at ridiculous volumes, young waif thin girls with a constant pout and douche bags in tap out shirts wonder the isles to find primarily smalls and mediums, occasionally a large, rarely a slim fit XL (that is basically a Large or Medium) Pants size seldom go over a 36, but all the clothes in store no matter what the size are cut by Asian hands with Narrow people in mind. Keep the whip cracking, Australia history of disenfranchising minorities upheld proudly even abroad
Chubby? Looking for a really cool coat? A nice jacket? Or maybe a golf shirt? You have come to the wrong place. Nothing over a large graces the hangers at Zara, if you’re lucky to find one of their Turkish or Asian made XLs prepare to be disappoined, they fit like a large or possibly a medium. But out of their sales staffs mouth, no sorry we dont keep anything bigger than XL. (slim fit) and the ultra new ultra trendy Extra slim fit for those of us built like hammers. Whats more if the have 5 or 6 items in the whole of the guys section that come in XL it would be a stretch.
Not my favourite store to start with, they are no longer relevent but they are possibly the worst of the bunch when it comes to stocking for the plus size man or woman. They point blank refuse to stock sizes bigger than a large or 38 pants size (possibly a 36). They might as well stick a sign above their door that says fat people not welcome, your money is no good here or simply narrow the door and solve the problem at the source.
Sportscene is no better, XLs that could fit a medium, unhelpul staff, and the easy listening that is dubstep. Here’s some advice, music in a store is necessary but it doesn’t need to played so loud that you cant hear yourself speak and it doesn’t need to be dubstep – nothing makes me leave a store quicker. We get it, you’re relevant and edgy and down with the kids but you also could not give a shit about anyone looking for an XL or larger.
Topshop & Topman stock an amazing array of trendy, fashionable goods in a choice of two cuts: Slim and MEGA ULTRA SLIM. The smell of Bulima wafts through the air, as pints sizes divas fill their arms with garments no cheaper than R500-00 a pop, armed with mommy and her credit card donning pants pulled so high that their camel toes could develop their own personality, or peplums with out the skirt. Drowned out by deep house, you are disorientated and uncomfortable, and they only way out is past the cash register poor and broken. Whats more the equivalent of a Topshop here is a Mr Price rocking up in the UK and charging Premium pound, for what should be affordable clothing.
Anger aside, i am no fatvocate, looking like shit is a wonderful motivator to shed a couple pounds, but id rather make that decision myself and not have it dictated to me by retailers that refuse to cater to the majority.